靜恩

我現在在大學啊，遇到個超有搞笑的lecturer...

他叫我english for management...

上他的課，你會在懷疑你是在上英文，還是福建，還是方言，亦或是在上男女相處之道.....

課堂上，他總是說很多笑話，也常告訴我們情侶間的相處之道....

哇哇哇...上他的課沒壓力，相對的學英文的機會也少了....

那天他突然說.....

guys when u wan get marry...please think properly...

because....ur wife will makes you become more poorer...

1st...when u planning a wedding ,ur wife can clear all ur saving account...especially chinese...

ur wife just sit there and enjoy all the things...


2nd...after marry...ur wife will treat u as a ATM machine...

if u don't give pocket money to her, u will nt get ur meals and even do not hv place to sleep...



how...funny or nt???
他在班上講時，每個人都笑翻了....中間還穿插了很多福建話，廣東話之類的...
我說啊，他不要講到那麼明嗎...把那些男生變聰明了...